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A novel comedy.  Marie Santora has a few secrets her wacky Italian family may not let her keep.  After Marie comes into a windfall of cash, she surprises the whole clan with a trip to Jamaica where the family collides in a hilarious Caribbean romp filled with lies, lesbians and even a few lemmings.  Siblings, Sicilians, and celebrity stalkers...money, mothers, and wayward meatballs; all conspire to make a peaceful vacation anything but that!  Marie learns the amount of money you need to live comfortably is directly related to your number of relatives; if they don't get enough of her money; she won't live comfortably!  Is it possible to find and keep the love of your life while on vacation with your entire family?  The island of Jamaica just may not be big enough... 
 
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